Back in the really old days, did Methusalah have to buy vehicle insurance for his triceratops?

by admin on February 26, 2010 · 11 comments

you have to buy insurance or pay a 0 uninsured vehicle fee here.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Obey me or go to hell. Love, god February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

If you are over 1000 years old, as so many people are, you get a senior discount. And they’ll insure your unicorn at half price.

ManWell KMA February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

Geico. So easy, a Canaanite could do it.

Ah Luv Jayzuss February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

Don’t be stupid. A triceratops isn’t a vehicle.

imcmn4u February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

nope , he owned the country.file a claim and you were dead !

|Gordon| |Freeman| February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

No, pet insurance.

kiahsobyk . February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

Methuselah wasn’t a Dino Rider.

Fez F February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

yea it was very expensive because they were catergorized as unsafe modes of transportation

c February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

The insurance was cheaper if you had the horns filed down so they weren’t sharp.

Chris R February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

Yes, but he didn’t get comprehensive, the triceratops swerved to miss the stegosaurus and ran into the tar pits. He was screwed, and had to walk for a few years while he saved up enough rupees to lease a new one.

johnno February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

With a triceratops, I would imagine the 3rd party premiums would be high

Zemoolethah February 26, 2010 at 8:39 am

Pffff! Only LBR’s ("losers beyond repair") ride Triceratops – I used to fly Pterodactyls!!

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